Today in most parts of the Lone Star State it'll be sunny and a cool 70 degrees. Yeah, it might have dropped into the forties overnight, but that's hardly anything to brag about. What's the use in being the toughest folk in America when the weather is so milquetoast? Look at what you could be experiencing today if you lived in Maine, instead.

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That could be your back yard. There's nothing quite like trudging through a snowdrift to throw some steaks on the grill... that perfect mix of flying ice and seared meat. Just don't slip off the porch!

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Sure, Texas trees are great and all, but foliage gains such a distinctive character when it's stripped of everything that made it green and battered about by swirling gusts of snow. You could build a tree fort out there that would really test your mettle!

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Step up your namby-pamby commute with roads like this! Yes, that's right. That's a road. A plow will probably be along eventually, if it didn't get lost in a snow ditch. But you don't need to wait for the county plows—there's one on the hood of your truck for occasions just like this!

Man, Texas weather is boring, isn't it?

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