Has A Horrifying Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage Reached Hungry Lubbock Diners?
Let's be honest, this has not been the most blissful of years when it comes to supply and demand. Let's look at what Pandemipalooza, and other factors, have brought to our fair land.
Shortages of Toilet Paper
A Run on Bottled Water
A vastly reduced inventory of New Vehicles
A brief panic over the availability of Dr. Pepper
Gas Shortages and price increases (Thanks, Russian Hackers)
And now, the unkindest cut of all...
CHIK-FIL-A SAUCE SHORTAGE!
So, are you saying we should panic?
I had heard the stories that there was sauce rationing taking place at Chick-Fil-A, but needed to know for myself. I was already feeling a bit peckish (Chicken? Peck? Get It?), when I decided to test the theory that if you tried, you can always get what you want. After all, I'm pretty used to having a metric ton of ketchup packets added to every fast food order, so why would today be any different?
How wrong I was.
As I ordered my meal of Chickie Nuggies, when I got to the window, I asked if I could have more Polynesian Sauce...which is the greatest sauce ever created. I decided to shoot hidden video of the encounter, to record either proof of a sauce shortage or to debunk the myth.
Yup, shot down like Snoopy during a battle with The Red Baron. They were only allowing 2 sauces per order, no more. The shortage was totally confirmed, and I drove on...concerned for the future of our nation. I was handed my food, and noticed that the 2 precious sauces had already been pre-sorted and placed in a plastic bag. They were NOT kidding around here.
This simply confirms that life is precious, and you can never take anything you love for granted. I have one Polynesian Sauce container left, which I will be placing under lock and key. Or...on Ebay. Opening bid=$15,000.