Get ready for some fun.

If you have a thin skin, then you might want to totally retreat now. I've taken nine things that most Lubbockites are very passionate about and listed them here. Saying any of these in Lubbock might get you a stern talking to or an invitation to leave the room.

9 Things You Shouldn't Say in Lubbock

11 Awful Things in Lubbock That Remind You That You're in Lubbock

Some of these aren't really that awful. Some of them definitely are.

6 Dirty Little Secrets About Lubbock, Texas

Six Dirty Little Secrets About Lubbock, Texas

Cars Parked Badly in Lubbock

These people also get out of the roads.