8 Things Your Lubbock Neighbor Is Secretly Judging You For

You might think you and your neighbor are great pals. You wave. You occasionally drop by their BBQ. Maybe you're even friends on Facebook.

But make no mistake: your neighbor is watching.

Not in a creepy stalker way. In a "I have to look at that stupid crap in their yard every time I drive down the block" kind of way.

So, if you're curious, here are 8 things your Lubbock neighbor is ABSOLUTELY judging you for, whether you like it or not...

8 Things Your Lubbock Neighbor Is Secretly Judging You For

man in white long sleeve shirt

1. Your Backyard Is Basically A Dog Concert

Boy plays trumpet next to a howling basset hound

If your dog spends the entire day barking, your neighbor can probably decipher what they mean at this point.

There's the squirrel bark, the USPS man bark, the mysterious bored-at-1-a.m.-with-nothing-to-do bark.

2. Your Weeds Are Starting To Become A Landscaping Feature

a wooden fence surrounded by tall grass and weeds

There's a fine line between the natural prairie look and straight-up laziness.

You aren't fooling anyone with your "wildflowers."

Those are 3-foot weeds, Linda.

3. The Bass From Your House Is Also In Their House

a fender guitar amplifier sitting on top of a table

We all love to jam out, but if your neighbor can tell what song you're playing while they sit on their couch with their television on, there's a problem.

Don't cross the invisible neighborhood bass boundary.

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4. Your Trash Constantly Blows Into Their Yard

a bottle laying on the ground in the grass

Nothing like a riveting Saturday morning round of "Whose styrofoam cup is this?"

5. Your Yard Is Junked Out

A cluttered yard with trash and a trailer house

I'm not talking about an old couch on the porch. That's fine.

I'm talking about 3 old mattresses, a broken fridge, and something that looks like it was maybe a hot tub in its former life.

6. You Don't Pick Up Your Dog Poo

a white fish with black text on it lying on grass

PICK UP YOUR DOG POO, especially if your dog wanders off to do its business in your neighbor's yard.

7. You Let An Old Car, Trailer, or RV Become Permanent Yard Decor

a car that is sitting in the grass

It's an eyesore, and it might even get you into trouble with the city.

8. You Always Have Company Taking Everyone Else's Parking Spots

a group of people dancing at a party

Congrats on having so many friends, but do they ever go home?

Being A Good Neighbor In Lubbock

At the end of the day, sometimes being a good neighbor doesn't require becoming best friends on day one. It just means keeping the noise down, picking up after yourself, and doing your best not to let your weeds and junk take over the block.

Nobody is perfect!

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