I love dumb criminals. Their stories always make me laugh and the stories are never boring.

On Monday a Portland, Oregon woman came home to find that someone had broken into her house.  So she did what most of us would do and called 911.

Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch.

Timothy James Chapek who for whatever reason decided to take a shower in the home, was worried that the homeowner had guns and would shoot him, so he called 911. He admitted that he broke into the home and requested help from the police.

When police did arrive, they arrested the 24-year old Chapek for trespassing.  Read on to hear both calls.

Listen to Chapek’s 911 call.

Listen to homeowner’s 911 call.

[via Oregon Live]