We Asked AI to Describe Lubbock + What it Said Was Typical

We were curious and decided to explore the matter even more by bringing AI into the equation. So, we asked ChatGPT to list the worst things about Lubbock, Texas, and this is what it started with. Please enjoy.

KEEP READING👇👇 to the bottom to see ChatGPT's hilarious reasons you definitely know you're living in Lubbock.

Nasty Lubbock Weather

Apparently, ChatGPT really hates Lubbock weather, as it made multiple attempts at pointing it out. It says that you will inhale dirt like it's a separate food group, and your sinuses will never be clean again.

"Red dirt everywhere. In your car, your lungs, your dreams. You’ll know it’s spring when your freshly washed car turns pink in 10 minutes."

When it comes to wind, ChatGPT has a thing or two to say:

Your trash can will end up in Amarillo. You'll see tumbleweeds bigger than your hopes and dreams rolling past like it's a Western.

Somebody get Quentin Tarantino on the horn, I think I just found his new script writer.

Texas Tech and Lubbock's Loop

ChatGPT really harped on Texas Tech sports, saying that "during football season, you're either in or you're invisible."

It also throws shade at the university by warning fans of the "occasional flaming couch after a game."

Next, the AI also mentions city planning, specifically loop 289. Here's what ChatGPT said about Lubbock streets:

Slide Road and 82nd Street are basically gladiator arenas during rush hour.

First off, ouch. Second, true.

Check out this meme that AI made about Lubbock streets:

You Know You're Living in Lubbock When You've Used the Phrase "The Loop" More Than You've Said 'I Love you'

Finally, ChatGPT said one of the worst things about Lubbock is the fashion. I didn't know this, but apparently "there's no such thing as 'too much turquoise.'"

Also, I guess "locals" will sense when you don't wear boots, jeans, and a camo cap. Wow, the more you know!

Keep scrolling for classic reasons you know you live in Lubbock, TX, according to AI.