The Lubbock Starter Pack: Everything You Need To Survive (or Escape)

Whether by fate, birth, college acceptance letter, or a wrong turn on 1-27, you've found yourself in Lubbock, Texas. Whatever it was that brought you here, you're going to need the right tools to thrive in this dusty oasis or a crafty getaway plan that can't go wrong. From wind-resistant hair spray to the proper hot sauce for your breakfast burrito, this is the ultimate Lubbock Starter Pack, because let's face it, surviving life in the Hub City requires grit, determination, a little queso, and it doesn't hurt to slip in a touch of delusion.

How to Survive Life in Lubbock

First, let's take a look at the bare essentials you'll need if you plan on making Lubbock your new home.

How to Make it Out Alive

So, you've decided Lubbock just isn't your style. That's fine, I mean, not everyone has great taste... It's going to take a little more than a dream to get out of here. You're probably going to go through several attempts before you actually do. Then, of course, you must remember that Lubbock is a black hole. It will drag you back in. Just wait. Don't believe me? Go ahead, try to get out of here, but make sure you've got a plan...

It's no secret that surviving Lubbock isn't for the weak. It's for the wind-beaten and well-fed. The city may test your patience, your air filter, and your hairstyle, but for some reason, it still grows on you. Whatever you decide to do, be happy, in Lubbock or wherever you choose.

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