Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
West Texas Woman Accused of Stabbing Squirrel
Mondays are rough and have a way of making people a little stabby, especially before the morning coffee kicks in. Such seems to be the case in Abilene, where a woman was arrested Monday morning after police said she fled officers who were called to investigate reports she stabbed a squirrel.
New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas
A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.
El Paso Elementary School Teacher Wanted For Drug Trafficking
Officials are searching for a former El Paso elementary school teacher they say was living a double life and had ties to the organized drug trade and responsible for trafficking more than 2,000 pounds of marijuana.
Which Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most
The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.)
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Texas Dad Accused Of Putting Razor in Own Son’s Candy
Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a Fort Worth father-of-the-year candidate they say put a razor in a Rice Krispies treat in his son's Halloween candy.
Texas Roadhouse Customer Leaves Bartender $1,000 Tip
A bartender at an Odessa Texas Roadhouse recently was shocked when he saw the tip left him by one of the restaurant's regulars.
Border Patrol Agent’s Sign Says Halloween Candy For Americans Only
A border patrol agent is being criticized for a sign posted outside his home in a border patrol housing complex in Presidio, Texas, on Halloween.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.