You're looking for the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for a grad, and nothing really says 'I love you and I'm proud of you' like a tame, housebroken, 1,000-pound Texas bison. No fear of a duplicate gift here!

Bullet is an eight-year old bison, living with her family in Argyle, Texas, between Fort Worth and Denton. And life was great, until Bullet outgrew her surroundings.

Her owner, Karen Shoeve, told a TV station in Dallas that Bullet does come in the house, occasionally, but added that she needs a bigger, better place to roam and plenty of grassland.

"Oh, give her a home, where the bison may roam..."

Bullet's family has posted her on Craigslist for $6,000 with the addendum that she must still be allowed to interact with humans.

But Karen also reminds us that the bison, although used to being around people, should not ever be left alone in the house or alone with children.

Well said, Karen, well said.